“10 things idiots do on Friendster”
Inilah salah sepuluh hal terbodoh yang dilakukan orang-orang di friendster…
ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a friendster tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like “OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!” no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You’re stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly”, “OMG, I’m so fat”, because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying b/c you’re not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS FRIENDSTER!!! Stop bitching!!!
SIX
Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up!!!!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on if you think that it will finally get through people’s brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like “repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom” QUIT BEING A DUMBASS.
Taken from bulletin by sluwsluw
update: apalagi kalo ada yang ngasih message “Friendster is get crowded and will closing soon…” bikin repot ngapusnya ajah.. dasar dudud!


